10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger