10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT