10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe