10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.