10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus