10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.