10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.