10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fook the floosh droo!