10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones