10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!