10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine