10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.