10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."