10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth