10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it