10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.