10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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