10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson