10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.