10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.