10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!