10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.