10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.