10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike