10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"