10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from