10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.