10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is for loners.