10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it