10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."