10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.