10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger