10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.