10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson