10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"