10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier