10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician