10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus