10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event