10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.