10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.