10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.