10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- It's Free To Fold...
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!