10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.