10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"