10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.