10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger