10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.