10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)