10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.